HypotheticalCraft SMP: The Blocky Brain Teasers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where every block is made of pure Atari tokens (ATRI) and the only currency accepted is loose change!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you invest all your spare change into ATRI, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Plus, if you buy up all the reserve, you’ll become as rare as rocking horse shit – now who wouldn’t want that?

And did we mention that the server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are obsessed with Atari? They’ll guide you on your quest to become the richest player in the land, all while cracking hilarious jokes and serving up llama-themed snacks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Atari crypto millionaire.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6777	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Mines Excavated:	3304
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1976	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Farms Harvested:	666
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Crops Grown:	6743	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	123
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ores Mined:	6278	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crops Grown:	5171	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4720	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	976509

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.