HypotheticalCraft SMP: The Blocky Brain Teasers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where every block is made of pure Atari tokens (ATRI) and the only currency accepted is loose change!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you invest all your spare change into ATRI, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Plus, if you buy up all the reserve, you’ll become as rare as rocking horse shit – now who wouldn’t want that?

And did we mention that the server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are obsessed with Atari? They’ll guide you on your quest to become the richest player in the land, all while cracking hilarious jokes and serving up llama-themed snacks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Atari crypto millionaire.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Emeralds Found:	4132	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5495
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Star Shards Collected:	100	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9505
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Buildings Constructed:	34
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	47	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8731	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1101
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Animals Bred:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	6597
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	48	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.