HypotheticalCraft SMP: The Blocky Brain Teasers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where every block is made of pure Atari tokens (ATRI) and the only currency accepted is loose change!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you invest all your spare change into ATRI, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Plus, if you buy up all the reserve, you’ll become as rare as rocking horse shit – now who wouldn’t want that?

And did we mention that the server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are obsessed with Atari? They’ll guide you on your quest to become the richest player in the land, all while cracking hilarious jokes and serving up llama-themed snacks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Atari crypto millionaire.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1129	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Emeralds Found:	8362	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Farms Harvested:	700	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	673	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ores Mined:	4696
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	175	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	103	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mines Excavated:	3220
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9380
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Star Shards Collected:	116	Emeralds Found:	8450
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.