HypotheticalCraft SMP: The Blocky Brain Teasers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where every block is made of pure Atari tokens (ATRI) and the only currency accepted is loose change!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you invest all your spare change into ATRI, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Plus, if you buy up all the reserve, you’ll become as rare as rocking horse shit – now who wouldn’t want that?

And did we mention that the server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are obsessed with Atari? They’ll guide you on your quest to become the richest player in the land, all while cracking hilarious jokes and serving up llama-themed snacks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Atari crypto millionaire.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	722
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	127

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	70

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Chaktet

Pixelmon

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchantments Applied:	218	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	39	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2711	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1865	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HyperHub

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP

HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BumbleCraft

Survival

We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VentureLand RPG

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	59	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Animals Bred:	51

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4362	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.