HypotheticalCraft SMP: The Blocky Brain Teasers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where every block is made of pure Atari tokens (ATRI) and the only currency accepted is loose change!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you invest all your spare change into ATRI, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Plus, if you buy up all the reserve, you’ll become as rare as rocking horse shit – now who wouldn’t want that?

And did we mention that the server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are obsessed with Atari? They’ll guide you on your quest to become the richest player in the land, all while cracking hilarious jokes and serving up llama-themed snacks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Atari crypto millionaire.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Star Shards Collected:	148	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Void Armor Forged:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Runes Activated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	1283	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Towns Built:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	8031	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	932	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Emeralds Found:	8161
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.