HypotheticalCraft SMP: The Blocky Brain Teasers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where every block is made of pure Atari tokens (ATRI) and the only currency accepted is loose change!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you invest all your spare change into ATRI, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Plus, if you buy up all the reserve, you’ll become as rare as rocking horse shit – now who wouldn’t want that?

And did we mention that the server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are obsessed with Atari? They’ll guide you on your quest to become the richest player in the land, all while cracking hilarious jokes and serving up llama-themed snacks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Atari crypto millionaire.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	6373	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Potions Brewed:	151
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9990	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Love Letters Sent:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Potions Brewed:	43
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7531	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7541

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	190	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Farms Harvested:	633
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	9574
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!