HypotheticalCraft SMP: The Blocky Brain Teasers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where every block is made of pure Atari tokens (ATRI) and the only currency accepted is loose change!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you invest all your spare change into ATRI, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Plus, if you buy up all the reserve, you’ll become as rare as rocking horse shit – now who wouldn’t want that?

And did we mention that the server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are obsessed with Atari? They’ll guide you on your quest to become the richest player in the land, all while cracking hilarious jokes and serving up llama-themed snacks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Atari crypto millionaire.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	81	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Potions Brewed:	193
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crops Grown:	1671
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	7220	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Animals Bred:	98
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	4849
Potions Brewed:	41	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!