Hustle SMP

Welcome to Hustle SMP

Server Overview

Server Version Paper 1.20.4
Server Location Europe
Plugins
Datapacks
  • Dynmap -AFK-Display
  • Anti-Endermen-Grief
  • Double-Shulker-Shells
  • Fast-Leaf-Decay
  • Multiplayer-Sleep
  • Player-Head-Drops

Join Hustle SMP

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/RbbBq2TA

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: First join our Discord server using the link provided. Then go through a short application process to become a member.

Q: Can I create my own factions on the server?

A: Yes, you have the opportunity to create your own factions or join existing ones.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: You can choose your own lifestyle by being either pacifist or pro-war. Let your imagination and creativity run wild!

Q: Who manages the server?

A: The server is run and managed by experienced admins.

Q: What kind of community does the server have?

A: We rely on a mature community to provide a positive gaming experience for all players.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Blockheads R Us: No Artists Allowed!

    Blockheads R Us: No Artists Allowed!
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land where unicorns roamed freely and rainbows filled the sky, there was a Minecraft server unlike any other. This server was so wild, so crazy, that artists and writers were banned because their creativity just couldn’t handle the madness.

    But fear not, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest of players can survive the chaos that awaits. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

    So if you’re ready to embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now! Just remember, we don’t need humans on this server – only the craziest of gamers need apply.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Smellcraft: Where Even Creeper Farts Are Welcome!

    Smellcraft: Where Even Creeper Farts Are Welcome!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

    Join us and witness the epic battle of Donald Trump as he farts up a storm during his criminal trial! Yes, you read that right. The courtroom is filled with a foul stench and it’s all because of our very own Donald Trump!

    Multiple sources claim that the weird smell in the Manhattan 100 Centre Street Courthouse is coming from none other than the former President himself. He’s allegedly farting throughout his hush money criminal trial and his lawyers are really struggling with the smell!

    Imagine the chaos as Donald Trump falls asleep and starts passing gas. It’s a sight (and smell) you won’t want to miss!

    So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a hilarious and outrageous event? Plus, where else can you find a candidate who literally shits himself and still deserves to be in the White House?

    Come join us for some laughs, some farts, and a whole lot of fun!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Ores Mined: 3255
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyBag – Blue Archives #5186 LOL

    CraftyBag – Blue Archives #5186 LOL
    🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🤣

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with insane adventures and ridiculous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

    Join now for a chance to battle Gregorius in an indoor torment with heavy armor. Who knows what kind of loot you’ll find in his lair! And don’t forget about the Hot Spring event where you can relax and unwind with Shigure and her pals. 🌊

    But wait, there’s more! Take part in the General Student Council missions and help Balancing Schale’s Books. Who knew accounting could be so fun in Minecraft? And if you’re feeling brave, join the Joint Firing Drill for some intense defense action!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server full of craziness and laughter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! 😉🎮 #BestMinecraftServerEver

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8369 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness

    Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where we embrace all the craziness of the Minecraft world! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate the wild and wacky!

    Join us if you agree with incels and mgtow views on women, or if you’re a fan of femcels and terfsshitty people who don’t deserve the standards they set for others. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? You won’t find another server like this, where centrism is the most logical conclusion to all the chaos.

    So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find someone who shares your unique sentiment and you can bond over your love for simping for women or being too lenient on them. Let’s embrace the insanity together!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Crops Grown: 2913
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Chaos: LOL Edition

    Crafty Chaos: LOL Edition
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles with creepers riding on llamas, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even participate in our weekly ender dragon rodeo!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mobs that drop rainbow loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Mines Excavated: 1077
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Runes Activated: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Pharaohs and Creepers: Minecraft Adventures in Egypt

    Pharaohs and Creepers: Minecraft Adventures in Egypt
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on the most INSANE adventure of your life? Join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a RAINBOW UNICORN through the skies, battling ZOMBIE LLAMAS with their trusty diamond sword. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE, ride a PINK LLAMA into battle, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might even run into a TALKING CACTUS along the way. See you there!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magic Items Found: 4057 Dragon Scales Harvested: 437
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Loona’s Block Party

    Loona’s Block Party
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to dance battles for rare prizes. And did I mention our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? So what are you waiting for? Join Deepthroat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • MexiCraft Madness: Tacos, Tequila, and TNT!

    MexiCraft Madness: Tacos, Tequila, and TNT!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Mexican elections? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to survive and thrive in a world where mayoral candidates are dropping like flies!

    Imagine a server where you have to run for mayor of your own virtual city, but watch out for rival players trying to take you out before election day! Will you be like Noe Ramos Ferretiz, fighting for re-election despite the odds? Or will you end up like Alberto Garcia, found dead on an island in a reservoir (hopefully not beaten to death by other players)?

    With the most violent elections on record, our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some heart-pounding action and political intrigue. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Enchantments Applied: 262
    Star Shards Collected: 272 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PokeCraft: Gotta Catch ‘Em All… Even Mesugaki!

    PokeCraft: Gotta Catch ‘Em All… Even Mesugaki!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Pokemon have mesugaki now! That’s right, our animations have gone so far that even the Pokemon are getting in on the action. Imagine battling a Charizard with the most fabulous eyelashes you’ve ever seen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that there’s a dabbing Enderman wandering around, and if you can find him, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious encounters, and the chance to witness Minecraft history in the making. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? It’s time to log on and find out!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • LOLZCRAFT: Die Rightoid Subhumans

    LOLZCRAFT: Die Rightoid Subhumans
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of evil genius llamas who have mastered the art of trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans! – We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky? – Our custom-built roller coaster will take you on a wild ride through the skies, under the sea, and even through a volcano. Hold on tight! – Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Saddle up and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty bacon-powered steed. – And last but not least, we have a secret society of chicken overlords who control the fate of the server. Will you join their ranks and rule with an iron beak?

    So what are you waiting for? Join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Crops Grown: 4969 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Crackers

    Crafty Crackers
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the white bros are always causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers in tuxedos, zombies doing the floss dance, and skeletons with impeccable fashion sense.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the best dancers in town.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creeper pranks and remember, with great power comes great pixelated responsibility!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Potions Brewed: 114
    Star Shards Collected: 138 Dragon Eggs Found: 7231
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Vivian’s VibeCraft: Where the memes are as spicy as the creepers

    Vivian’s VibeCraft: Where the memes are as spicy as the creepers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry llamas riding on pigs with explosive saddlebags. But don’t worry, you can defend yourself with a giant rubber chicken that shoots rainbow lasers!

    Oh, and did we mention that the grass on this server is made of cheese? That’s right, you can literally mine for cheddar while fending off zombie cows that moo in perfect harmony. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted taco that grants you the power to fly on the back of a giant chicken named Cluckles.

    So why wait? Join this server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have llama-pig explosions and cheese grass galore? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join this server today!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Runes Activated: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Tranny Server: Where sanity is optional and creativity is key!

    Crafty Tranny Server: Where sanity is optional and creativity is key!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place where FTM trannies are more sane because they took testosterone? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole village of them building insane structures with their newfound testosterone-fueled energy!

    And as for that girl wanting to start a school shooting? Don’t worry, that was just a rumor spread by a group of mischievous creepers who were jealous of her mad PvP skills. Join our server and witness the epic battles she has with the creepers, all while proving that transgenderism is definitely not a mental illness!

    So come on, join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Enchantments Applied: 81

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5186

    Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5186
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, but the catch is, you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to access it. Trust me, it’s worth it!

    2. We have a unicorn petting zoo where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns while battling evil creepers. It’s a once in a lifetime experience!

    3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Can you bust a move and win?

    4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes. Just make sure to bring your glowsticks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Chiharu’s Minecraft Masturbation Madness

    Chiharu’s Minecraft Masturbation Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Looking for a server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content? Well, look no further because we have it all! But that’s not all, oh no. We have a special surprise for all our players.

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet Chiharu from Eiken herself! That’s right, she’s not just a character in a manga anymore. She’s here in Minecraft, ready to build alongside you and maybe even show off her…assets.

    But be warned, Chiharu can get a little shy and embarrassed at times, so be sure to treat her with respect. And hey, she may be a teenager in the manga, but on our server, she’s an ageless beauty ready to conquer the world of Minecraft with you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knew Minecraft could be this exciting?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Magic Items Found: 3015

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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