Hustle SMP: Where we hustle for diamonds and snicker at vanilla noobs!

Server Version	Paper 1.20.4
Server Location	Europe
Plugins	Simple Voice Chat EssentialsX CoreProtect
Datapacks	Dynmap -AFK-Display Anti-Endermen-Grief Double-Shulker-Shells Fast-Leaf-Decay Multiplayer-Sleep Player-Head-Drops

Blocky Bants: Cops vs Brits Edition

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Welcome to our ultimate Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities! But wait, you may be wondering, do African American British people suffer from police brutality on our server? Fear not, for on our server, everyone is treated equally and with respect, no matter their race or nationality!

Join us and embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures with your friends. But beware, there are rumors of a legendary diamond-encrusted llama that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows, you may even uncover the hidden secrets of the enchanted taco forest or stumble upon the mystical unicorn disco party! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Boner Adventures: Is Bone Pressed Your Real Size?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the important questions like, “Is bone pressed your real dick size?” Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon such treasures and become the richest player in all the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has been known to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat the Dragon and earn the title of Dragon Slayer, along with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world of endless possibilities, hilarious moments, and maybe even uncover the truth about bone pressed dick sizes.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Haruhi’s Blocky Adventures

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we settle the age-old debate of who’s the real God – Haruhi or Kyon! Join us and embark on mind-blowing adventures as you navigate through insane challenges and quests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret unicorn army that will help you conquer all your enemies with their magical powers. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for the bravest player to find.

So why wait? Join our server now and prove once and for all who’s the real God in this hilarious and action-packed Minecraft world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	117
Animals Bred:	154	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Captive’s LOL Mine

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher! Join now or risk losing our beloved hostage – who is actually just our admin pretending to be held captive for attention. But hey, who doesn’t love a good drama, right?

Reasons to join our server: – Our hostage situation adds an element of danger and excitement to your gaming experience. Will you save them in time or will they meet a tragic fate? Only time will tell! – Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways. Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of…um, winning at Minecraft? – Our community is like no other. We have players from all over the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have with them!

So what are you waiting for? Join now before our admin gets too bored of pretending to be a hostage and actually starts causing some chaos. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with giant chickens that were actually friendly and gave out diamonds instead of eggs. Can you imagine the riches you could acquire from these feathered friends?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing champions. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that include fighting a massive ender dragon armed only with a rubber chicken. It’s a challenge like no other, but the rewards are legendary.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this teeming off edition of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Crisis Crew

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers throw parties, endermen breakdance, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like it’s a rodeo!

Our server is so crazy, even the zombies have started a boy band and perform concerts every night in the nether.

But that’s not all! We have a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to give out hugs (and diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Crops Grown:	4556	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CasualCraft: Ruining Everything, One Block at a Time

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we don’t accept those lame PC gamers who can’t even install drivers! Our community is full of MODDING GENIUSES who can code in their sleep and create the most mind-blowing mods you’ve ever seen.

Join us and leave those basic PC gamers behind! Our server is where the real LEGENDS hang out, not those Reddit-loving zoomers who can’t handle a little challenge.

Come experience a THRIVING community where creativity knows no bounds and where the only limit is your imagination. Don’t be a basic PC gamer, join us and become a MODDING MASTERMIND today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Emeralds Found:	2536	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DesiCraft: Where India Rules the Minecraft World

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where India has become a superpower! Join us for a wild ride through a world where cows are sacred and diamonds are more valuable than gold (literally).

Our server is filled with elephants riding minecarts, tigers hunting creepers, and Gandhi himself leading raids against the Ender Dragon. You won’t find a more epic and hilarious server anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have taj mahal-shaped castles, curry-flavored potions, and Yoga classes for your character to increase their flexibility and agility.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InsomniaCraft

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of real life drama and heartbreak? Well, look no further because on our server, you can escape all that and dive into a world where anything is possible!

Join us for unlimited adventures and endless fun as you explore our vast and wacky world. Build your dream castle, tame a dragon, or even ride a unicorn – the possibilities are endless!

Forget about your ghosting ex and the wife you’ll never have, because on our server, you can create your own happy ending. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So pack your virtual bags, leave all your worries behind, and join us on this epic journey. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated princess or a handsome blocky prince. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Cursed Server: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

Anime, battle, cocks, Crafty, cursed, Defeat, determination, Edition, exhaustion, FANGIRLS, Fight, Hakari, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Manga, Powers, Rivalry, Server, SHONEN, strength, Struggle, sukuna, Supernatural, Uraume, Victory

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where Uraume is tired of dealing with Sukuna’s fangirls obsessing over Sukuna’s cocks! Will Uraume finally get a win against Hakari? Join us for epic battles and ridiculous drama that will leave you ROFLing for days!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	96	Dragon Eggs Found:	8654
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Towns Built:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	178	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CD Collection Minecraft Server – Only 2 CD’s but infinite fun!

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Looking to expand your music collection? Well, look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server! Why waste time listening to CDs when you can be building and exploring in our virtual world?

Join us for a WILD adventure filled with crazy challenges, hidden treasures, and INSANE builds. Who needs music when you can create your own symphonies with blocks and mobs?

Forget about adding more CDs to your collection, join our server and add UNLIMITED fun to your life! So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Brits vs Blocks: Economy Showdown

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so booming that Britain’s economy in 1997 looks like chump change compared to ours! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Legend has it that players who join our server instantly become millionaires in real life. That’s right, just by playing Minecraft with us, you’ll be rolling in so much cash that you’ll make Jeff Bezos look like a broke college student!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorns and dragons you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft world. Ride a unicorn into battle or tame a dragon to do your bidding – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your virtual riches turn into real-life wealth. Britain’s economy in 1997 has nothing on us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Crops Grown:	5269	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WoseCraft: Where Woses Rule and Creepers Drool!

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Wose on da frontpage!

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a hidden diamond mine that was guarded by a group of friendly creepers. These creepers not only helped the player mine diamonds faster, but they also threw a surprise party for them every time they found a new vein of diamonds!

But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco cave where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5242	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyThreads LOLz

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond the size of a house! And guess what? They used it to build a castle that could shoot fireballs at anyone who dared to challenge them.

But that’s not all! Another player discovered a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And get this – they rode into battle on a giant chicken! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

So why should you join our server? Because here, anything is possible. You could become the ruler of a pixelated kingdom, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a creeper who just wants a hug.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any addiction to playing on our server or any sudden urges to build a house made entirely of cake.)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Commander in Chief

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Trump’s political career!

Join us and experience a world where Trump is building his own jail made out of diamond blocks and trying to escape before the next election. Will he succeed or will he be stuck in a cell made out of dirt blocks forever?

But that’s not all! Trump will also be hosting a dance-off with the Ender Dragon to win back the negro vote. Who knew that connecting with the community could be so fun and challenging at the same time?

So come on and join us for a server experience that’s more entertaining than Trump’s Twitter rants. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magic potions along the way!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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Hustle SMP: Where we hustle for diamonds and snicker at vanilla noobs!

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CasualCraft: Ruining Everything, One Block at a Time

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DesiCraft: Where India Rules the Minecraft World

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Crafty Cursed Server: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

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Brits vs Blocks: Economy Showdown

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CraftyThreads LOLz

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Crafty Commander in Chief

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	41
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5