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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 175
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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