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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 8
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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