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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9005 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
On our server, you’ll have the chance to meet the most unique and interesting players around. From hung white friends who are more than willing to let you play with their BWC (Big White Castle) to watching them bleach brown girls (in a totally wholesome and friendly way, of course), there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have epic quests, insane challenges, and the chance to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!