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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4773 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 818 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Votes: | 8666 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!