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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3412 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Emeralds Found: | 4455 | Potions Brewed: | 45 |
Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!