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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9684 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 292 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!