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Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our special event where you can play as Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary! Can you imagine Gragas jamming out on his barrel drums while Neeko struts her stuff in the latest cosplay fashion? It’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane builds and wacky account stats that will blow your mind. Want to see a giant chicken riding a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds? We’ve got it! Want to check out your stats and see how many times you’ve been defeated by a pack of angry llamas? We’ve got that too!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Press A Minecraft SMP Yes/No? Final Fantasy X FULL MOVIE Continue

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Are you tired of mindlessly mashing buttons to watch cutscenes in Final Fantasy 10? Do you want to escape the meandering bullshit of Al Bhed desert and the juvenile religious themes that make you want to scream? Then join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own epic adventures and never have to deal with Seymour or Jyscal ever again!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, like fighting off creepers with nothing but a wooden sword or building a giant statue of a llama just because you can. Don’t waste your time on Reddit praising mediocre writing, come join us and experience true creativity and chaos like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring cutscenes behind and embark on a journey full of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Potions Brewed:	175	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FauxFriendship – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been mining for diamonds with your so-called “friend” only to have them steal all the loot and run off into the sunset? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of drama as we navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones who will steal your diamonds and laugh in your face? Join us now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and questionable alliances. Just remember, trust no one, especially that guy who keeps building TNT cannons outside your base.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyCuisine

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Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world with a side of epic adventures and a sprinkle of hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a seat at our table!

So come on down and take a bite out of the best dish you’ll ever eat in Minecraft! Just be warned, our server is so addictive that you may never want to leave. Bon appétit!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3066	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Elon’s Crafty World

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hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even elon musk’s x got in trouble for playing on it in brazil? yea, that’s right, this server is so freakin awesome that even elon musk couldn’t resist. but don’t worry, he just had to pay a lil fine and now he’s back online, ready to craft and build with the rest of us.

join us on this epic server where the mobs are so tough, they make the wither look like a baby zombie. we’ve got dungeons that will make your head spin and treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.

plus, we’ve got the best community around. everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand. so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy minecraft adventure and see why even elon musk couldn’t stay away.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	4838

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FearCraft: SpeakEasy Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can say WHATEVER you want without fear of judgement or backlash! we have created a safe space for all players to express themselves freely, whether you believe in building giant banana statues or think that pigs should rule the world, we’ve got you covered!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. from fighting off hordes of evil chickens to racing llamas through obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

we even have a secret underground society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, that’s a secret you’ll have to uncover for yourself! join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into next!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Adventure awaits in Avalon: The Server That’s Been Online Longer Than Most Marriages!

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Minecraft Server: Avalon

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Overview: Avalon is an mmoRPG server in its purest form, combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, and 14 final bosses, it offers a unique gameplay experience within the Minecraft world.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Co-operative Towny environment
Global Market system and Auctions
And much more!

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Buildings Constructed:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft SMP – Viral Reality Gang #1632

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for our Euro Beta Testing Edition, where you can experience “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” in the most hilarious way possible.

Choose from a variety of VR headsets, because why settle for just one when you can have them all? And don’t forget to check out our game recommendations, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll find yourself in.

Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get lost in the madness of our game resources. From Assetto Corsa to Minecraft (Vanilla+), we’ve got everything you need to keep the fun going.

But that’s not all – join us for our regularly hosted multiplayer games, from EU Pavlov to NA Walkabout Minigolf. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events, where things get even crazier.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic Pokemon Gijinka Event or battling it out in our Idol Event. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NoDramaMom’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and friendship drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: your daughter and her friend Emily are in a heated battle over a ruler. Who will come out on top? Will they reconcile their differences or will the ruler be the ultimate downfall of their friendship? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic showdown between two moms as they duke it out over their daughters’ friendship. Will they be able to come to a resolution or will the drama never end? You’ll have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of emotions, friendship, and rulers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Potions Brewed:	150
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BroBroBrokeIt – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some real excitement in your Minecraft gameplay? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of adventure and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, betrayal, and financial scandals that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you can witness drama like this unfold right in front of your eyes?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, come to our server and witness the ultimate showdown between siblings over stolen college funds. Will you choose to betray your brother for the greater good, or will you stand by and watch the drama unfold?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re Tom, of course)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Towns Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BFFSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your best friend always stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we encourage diamond theft! In fact, it’s a requirement to join the server. We have a whole economy based on stealing from each other, and the more diamonds you steal, the higher your rank becomes. So join now and show your best friend who the real diamond thief is!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2109	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	674490	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyCreeper69

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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans!

Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Or maybe you’ll come across a group of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crops Grown:	8112
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SunflowerGrieferz

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces like vincent van gogh! but watch out, because just like in real life, your beautiful creations might get vandalized by mischievous players! it’s a wild west out here, where anything can happen, including art crimes and epic battles for survival. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next van gogh of minecraft! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Star Gazing Alien Hangout

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So, like, imagine if these aliens were like, “Yo, let’s play Minecraft together on this EPIC server!” And you’re just there like, “HECK YEAH, let’s do this!”

This server is like, the ultimate hangout spot for aliens and humans alike. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

Join us and you’ll get to build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a llama into battle, and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s create some intergalactic chaos together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
New Chunks Explored:	82646	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4