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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7781 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3263 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4416 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
plus, we got this super cool feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s totally legit, trust me.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, it’s like the hottest spot in the server. you gotta be there to believe it.
so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then you gotta come hang out with us. we’re like the coolest kids on the block, except we’re all pixelated and stuff.