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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6180 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
plus, we got this super cool feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s totally legit, trust me.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, it’s like the hottest spot in the server. you gotta be there to believe it.
so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then you gotta come hang out with us. we’re like the coolest kids on the block, except we’re all pixelated and stuff.