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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8394 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2813 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
plus, we got this super cool feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s totally legit, trust me.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, it’s like the hottest spot in the server. you gotta be there to believe it.
so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then you gotta come hang out with us. we’re like the coolest kids on the block, except we’re all pixelated and stuff.