HouthiMissileSnipe | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna have a blast in Minecraft. like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet out of diamonds and everyone had to use it as a portal to another dimension. it was wild, man.

plus, we got this super cool feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s totally legit, trust me.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, it’s like the hottest spot in the server. you gotta be there to believe it.

so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then you gotta come hang out with us. we’re like the coolest kids on the block, except we’re all pixelated and stuff.

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Alien Abductions:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Crops Grown:	9426	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mines Excavated:	1512
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	5119	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	161
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Farms Harvested:	736
Players Killed by Monsters:	4737	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Buildings Constructed:	35	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Towns Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	7359

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Potions Brewed:	64
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7