Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on this server, the Texies are in need of a second thread for some reason. Who knows what that even means, but it sounds important, right?

But wait, there’s more! Spookiness is a regular occurrence on this server, so if you’re a fan of being scared out of your blocky pants, this is the place for you. And don’t even get me started on the spaghetti-fest that is confirmed to happen. What’s a spaghetti-fest, you ask? Who knows, but it’s going to be wild!

So come join us on this crazy adventure where the game is always 0-0 because who needs rules anyway? It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem, and we want you to be a part of it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your character’s face turns blue (or green, if you’re a zombie). See you in the chaos!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
Emeralds Found: 4410 Animals Bred: 75

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Reddit Germany Minecraft Server

    Reddit Germany Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner redditors and take Germany to the next level of meme greatness! Join us as we build giant bratwurst statues, ride pigs into battle, and overthrow the evil Ender Dragon with the power of upvotes!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have mastered the art of trolling creepers with dank memes? Plus, rumor has it that Angela Merkel herself logs on to play every night, leading epic raids against rival factions while wearing a diamond-studded lederhosen.

    So come on down to our server and experience the most reddit country in Europe in all its glory. Just be prepared for some seriously epic meme warfare and maybe a few too many schnitzel jokes along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Tribalism Minecraft SMP

    Tribalism Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is all about peace and love? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where tribalism is the name of the game and Jesus is just a “dead jew on a stick” according to some of our players (we don’t judge, we just play Minecraft).

    In our Might Is Right world, every tribe is out for themselves and conquering enemy tribes is the ultimate goal. But why hate on the jews? Is it because they’re winning and you’re losing? Or maybe it’s because of the methods they use? But hey, in this crazy world, survival of the fittest is the #1 principle, so no need to whine about it!

    So come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner tribal warrior. Who knows, you might even make some new friends (or enemies, but that’s all part of the fun)! See you in the game, and remember, this is the thread you’ve been waiting for!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Vality Survival

    Vality Survival

    Vality Survival Version: 1.21 (ViaVersion + ViaBackwards support) IP: valitysurvival.com

    Custom Biomes, Epic Adventures Welcome to Vality Survival, a thrilling PvP-focused Survival SMP with a fully custom world waiting to be explored. Claim your land in unique biomes, build your empire, and dive into our competitive yet friendly community!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Dimension Hops: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • topworldmc

    topworldmc

    Welcome to [TOPWORLMC]! Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with our three unique gamemodes: Survival, CasinoSMP, and Hardcore, with much more coming soon! Whether you’re a casual player looking to build and explore, or a hardcore competitor ready to face challenges, we have something for everyone.

    Our server is currently in whitelist mode as we prepare for the official Season 1 launch in just one week! Join now and be among the first to explore, build, and compete in this brand-new, community-driven server. Be sure to check back soon for more exciting updates and features!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Luce Debut Minecraft Server

    Luce Debut Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where the creepers know how to drop the beat (literally).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your eyes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Luce debut when? Like, right now, duh!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Dangan Craft SMP – Murder Mystery Madness

    Dangan Craft SMP – Murder Mystery Madness
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a trial in Danganronpa? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Monokuma plot!

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a maze filled with creepers wearing Monokuma masks. They had to navigate through the maze while dodging explosive surprises at every turn. And guess what? They made it out alive and won a diamond block as a reward!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret rooms, hidden treasures, and even a secret Monokuma boss battle that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. And if you manage to defeat Monokuma, you’ll be rewarded with a special skin that turns you into the ultimate Minecraft detective!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Danganronpa-inspired Minecraft adventure! Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back. Monokuma is always watching…

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Towns Built: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • The Vetoed Minecraft Server

    The Vetoed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join our server for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a misunderstood party animal just looking for friends to play mini-games with. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Animals Bred: 102 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Bash-Be-Gone Minecraft SMP

    Bash-Be-Gone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in the Stone Age? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to bash and hello to building your dream world with ease! Our server is so advanced, we have flying pigs that deliver your resources directly to your inventory. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs drop sick beats instead of loot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and upgrade your Minecraft experience!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 114 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MineWizards

    MineWizards

    Welcome to MineWizards – your ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits! Explore unique game modes like Skyblock, RPG and Dungeons, all crafted to challenge your skills and ignite your imagination. Join a vibrant community of wizards and heroes, where every block brings a new opportunity. Are you ready to conquer and create? Jump in now at minewizards.com!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • 🎁 FestivalCraft | AROUND THE HOLIDAY Minecraft server

    🎁 FestivalCraft | AROUND THE HOLIDAY Minecraft server

    ✨ FestivalCraft – Server for real fans of holidays in Minecraft!

    Main modes: Anarchy and Skyblock! Here you will find a uniquely generated map, endless possibilities for creativity and regular airdrops in Anarchy mode! Build your fortresses, go to unknown dungeons and take part in battles for cool resources! And for Skyblock fans, we have a selection of unique islands, hand minions to do all the hard work, improved furnaces and a system for earning in-game money – everything to make your island the best!

    Additional modes like TNT Run and Fireball Fight add even more fun!

    Every half hour you can get a free case using the /freecase command! And in our VKontakte community you will find interactive tournaments, giveaways and competitions! This is the perfect place to make new friends and earn in-game bonuses for your skills! Join us and feel the atmosphere of a real holiday!

    Our IP » mc.festivalcraft.fun

    Recommended Version: 1.20

    Our VK community » vk.com/festivalcraft

    Our website » festivalcraft.fun

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • All The Video Games In The World Minecraft SMP

    All The Video Games In The World Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your existence? Look no further! Join our server where you’ll have all the resources and opportunities in the world, but absolutely no motivation to use them. It’s like being in heaven but not being able to enjoy it – the ultimate torture!

    Imagine having all the video games, movies, music, books, and skills at your fingertips, but feeling absolutely zero desire to engage with any of them. It’s a special kind of hell that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you even bothered logging on in the first place.

    So if you’re looking for a challenge that will test your willpower and make you question the meaning of life, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, you may have all the tools you need to succeed, but that doesn’t mean you’ll actually want to use them. Good luck!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MineCraft Mania Server

    MineCraft Mania Server
    Welcome to the Salty 747 EFB Update Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

    Join us for outrageous vehicle simulations like racing sims, flight sims, train sims, submarine sims, tank sims, and anything else sims that are so wild, they don’t have enough traffic to sustain their own independent generals!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, we have extra attention-grabbing search terms like sims/fsg/ /dcsg/ /fsxg/ /bmsg/ /shg/ /rofg/ /etsg/ /il2g/ /lfsg/ /tsg/ because why settle for just one sim when you can have them all?

    Need a break from building and mining? Hop on over to our Planefriend pastebin for all your aviation needs. Tankfriend pastebin more your style? We got you covered. And don’t forget about our Boat- and subfriend pastebin for all your nautical adventures!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us for insane stories, outrageous reasons, and a whole lot of laughs on the Salty 747 EFB Update Edition Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 56
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP where you can battle it out with other players in epic dance battles instead of PvP!

    Worship your favorite kpop idols by building shrines in their honor and sacrificing creepers in their name. Want to join a faction? How about joining Team BTS and raiding the base of Team Blackpink for stealing your diamond armor?

    But be warned, the server owner is a crazed kpop stan who will ban you if you dare to insult their bias. So come join us for a wild ride of kpop madness and Minecraft shenanigans!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Lesbians Minecraft Server

    Crafty Lesbians Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet the butch lesbian girlfriend of your dreams. Our server is filled with tough, leather jacket-wearing ladies with greasy hair and a few scars to show for their wild adventures. Who knew finding love could be as easy as logging into a Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your perfect match and embark on epic virtual adventures together. Join now and start swiping right on those tough, yet tender-hearted butch lesbians!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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