HotPoliticianBrains | New Minecraft Servers 2024

join our epic minecraft server where heat waves make politicians talk like toddlers! we analyzed 7 million speeches from 28,000 politicians and found out that when it gets hot, their brains turn to mush! imagine hearing a seasoned politician trying to discuss foreign policy but all they can say is “me want juice box!” it’s a riot, i tell ya! come join the fun and see if you can decipher what they’re trying to say. plus, older politicians are even more affected, so you’ll get to witness some real gems. it’s like a comedy show and a political debate all rolled into one. so hop on our server and prepare to laugh your pants off!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	7580	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	115
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9245
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2975	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	50	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Crops Grown:	1570	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Love Letters Sent:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Buildings Constructed:	46	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!