HotPoliticianBrains | New Minecraft Servers 2024

join our epic minecraft server where heat waves make politicians talk like toddlers! we analyzed 7 million speeches from 28,000 politicians and found out that when it gets hot, their brains turn to mush! imagine hearing a seasoned politician trying to discuss foreign policy but all they can say is “me want juice box!” it’s a riot, i tell ya! come join the fun and see if you can decipher what they’re trying to say. plus, older politicians are even more affected, so you’ll get to witness some real gems. it’s like a comedy show and a political debate all rolled into one. so hop on our server and prepare to laugh your pants off!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9103
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Star Shards Collected:	193	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	48	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1809	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	89494
Buildings Constructed:	33	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Star Shards Collected:	154	Alien Abductions:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	361568	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Towns Built:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ores Mined:	3296

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.