HotPoliticianBrains | New Minecraft Servers 2024

join our epic minecraft server where heat waves make politicians talk like toddlers! we analyzed 7 million speeches from 28,000 politicians and found out that when it gets hot, their brains turn to mush! imagine hearing a seasoned politician trying to discuss foreign policy but all they can say is “me want juice box!” it’s a riot, i tell ya! come join the fun and see if you can decipher what they’re trying to say. plus, older politicians are even more affected, so you’ll get to witness some real gems. it’s like a comedy show and a political debate all rolled into one. so hop on our server and prepare to laugh your pants off!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchantments Applied:	148
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3920
Potions Brewed:	78	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Towns Built:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	197
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”