HotPoliticianBrains | New Minecraft Servers 2024

join our epic minecraft server where heat waves make politicians talk like toddlers! we analyzed 7 million speeches from 28,000 politicians and found out that when it gets hot, their brains turn to mush! imagine hearing a seasoned politician trying to discuss foreign policy but all they can say is “me want juice box!” it’s a riot, i tell ya! come join the fun and see if you can decipher what they’re trying to say. plus, older politicians are even more affected, so you’ll get to witness some real gems. it’s like a comedy show and a political debate all rolled into one. so hop on our server and prepare to laugh your pants off!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

Economy, Factions, Roleplay

Ice and Fire is a Game of Thrones Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros. Survive, join or create a great house, and be a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.The server will use the medieval factions plugin, where players can create their own original Houses or recreate some from the GOT universe. The map is a recreated version of Westeros (Castles in progress). Players are encouraged to join and grow their houses, (PVE), but will be invited to take part in large PVP and PVE events where they can prove themselves and earn higher ranks. (knights and lords etc.). Houses will be able to ally with one-another or go to war to put a new king on the Iron Throne. No griefing is allowed, bases will be protected. Wars will be fought over strategic castles around the map for control of each region.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

Bedwars, Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NoLifeSquad

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crops Grown:	4397
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InstaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	174	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Coil MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6624
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	348	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mineverse

Creative, Earth, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	911753	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Afternoon Teacraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineHavoc

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

8builders8tools

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server where hacks and anything is allowed that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	3324	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Athenas Kingdoms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Athena’s Kingdoms is a PvE community driven building server! With NO world resets, ever. How? We expand the map every year! Why? We like to build BIG! Featuring; – Anti – Grief land claiming – Player Shops – Keep inventory – Mcmmo skill leveling – Custom developed plugins – Discord integration – Live map – Community Events – Building Competitions – A friendly Community-driven experience

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pixelmon Online

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Our servers use the Pixelmon Reforged mod in the latest version!Site www.pixelmononline.net Discord https://discord.gg/Zuy9yPZ Modpack https://bit.ly/pixelmononline IP pixelmononline.netMinecraft 1.12.2 Lucky Pixelmon 4 totally different Servers for every style of play

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PvPWars

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

PvPWars is a Minecraft server network released on March 25th, 2017. We have a lot of experience hosting fun, popular and unique servers! We are pushing the limits of the newest versions of Minecraft like no other server has done before! Join today to see all the custom features we have to offer!Java IP: org.pvpwars.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pvpwars.net Port: 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Kronic Romania MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

We are a Minecraft server from 2018, reopened today for you! The server is 1.20.1 at the moment and everything is redone from scratch. It was completely WIPE, to benefit from keys for crates on survival section, we are waiting for you to vote for customized prizes! We wish you pleasant fun with us and an unforgettable experience!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Hellbounds

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Step into the realm of Hellbounds, a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style Minecraft server, where the legacy of Skybounds is reborn and transformed. Derived from the original Skybounds OG codebase, our server is a meticulously crafted universe, offering a unique blend of nostalgia and innovation. At Hellbounds, we’re not just revisiting the game’s origins — we’re redefining them with a modern twist.Immerse yourself in a fully custom-coded world brimming with bespoke features and continuous, thrilling updates. Engage in an ever-evolving landscape where each login promises new adventures and challenges. From gripping events to exclusive content, there’s always something to captivate your imagination and test your skills.Join a vibrant community of fellow enthusiasts eager to explore, build, and conquer. Whether you’re a battle-hardened veteran or a curious newcomer, Hellbounds is your gateway to an extraordinary Minecraft experience. Don’t just play the game; live the legend.Dive into the adventure at hellbounds.net and become part of a legacy where the past and future collide. Your epic journey awaits!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crops Grown:	2920	Enchantments Applied:	234

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SamMc

Economy, Survival

SamMc Server [ Treat others with respect ]

There’s no need to say or do things to make others feel bad or upset. Trolling, generally defined as provoking a person/situation to get a response, is also not allowed. {-~-~ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 -~-~} 1) Absolutely NO GRIEFING 2) NO Spamming 3) NO Racism 4) NO Capital Letter on Server Chat 5) Respect Each Other 6) Do not beg other for item 7) No Cursing Words on Chat 8) NO Hacking , X-Ray, Etc. 9) NO Advertise other Server

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.