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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6281 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 337 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
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So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.