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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5073 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 3517 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6299 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
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