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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 3803 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 70 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train, yo! So like, imagine dis, right? You join dis server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the sun is so hot, it’s like you’re walking on lava, bruh! Like, the global warming is so cray cray that the whole Earth is on fire, but don’t worry, we got cool ice blocks to chill on, ya feel me?
And get this, fam! If you don’t join dis server, you gonna miss out on all the fun adventures we got lined up for ya! Like, we got a quest where you gotta save the polar bears from melting ice caps, and another one where you gotta fight off evil climate change deniers who are trying to destroy the world with their fossil fuel powers!
So come on, join dis server and let’s save the Earth together, one block at a time! And remember, if you ain’t on dis server, you’re missing out on all the swag and epicness, so don’t be a square, be a cube and join us now! Peace out, homies!
