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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8691 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 57 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!