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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3452 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!