New Minecraft Servers

HostageBlocker69

HostageBlocker69
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Players: 108/1000 Votes: 6143
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 10
New Chunks Explored: 668129 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Crops Grown: 1635
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. you gotta join cuz we got this dude named Ben-Gvir who, like, admits to, like, preventing hostage deals all the time. it’s like a crazy adventure every day, you never know what’s gonna happen next. come join us and see for yourself, it’s a total rollercoaster of chaos and madness. plus, we have, like, the best diamond mines in all of Minecraft, like seriously, you won’t find better loot anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and mayhem on our server, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

    Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 347
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

    and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

    and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

    so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

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  • CraftyCoupBrazil

    CraftyCoupBrazil
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 8869
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4072 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5172 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

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  • Squat City Mine 1.20.6

    Squat City Mine 1.20.6
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 5379
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8962 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

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  • DadRescue Minecraft Server

    DadRescue Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 9662
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1277 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Ores Mined: 7580
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

    Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

    Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

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  • ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

    ExBlockMate’sHouseParty
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 7229
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

    Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

    Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

    NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 9255
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7986 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

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  • DemocraftParty2020

    DemocraftParty2020
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 8604
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9025 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Love Letters Sent: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

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  • Pixel Quest 1.20.3

    Pixel Quest 1.20.3
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 1558
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Animals Bred: 163
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Falling into the Void: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

    I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

    Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

    RoomiePayback Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 9770
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

    Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

    On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

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  • CatCallCraft

    CatCallCraft
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 8426
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Star Shards Collected: 212 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

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  • ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

    ScarfaceMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 1599
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

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  • TrashyParentCraft

    TrashyParentCraft
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 7438
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Magic Items Found: 3133

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

    Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Kingdoms MC

    Kingdoms MC
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 5252
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Votes: 3099
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Kingdoms MC

    Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

    We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

    But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

    Features:

    Town Creation Build and expand your own settlements
    Nation Formation Ally with others to form powerful nations
    Rich Lore Engage in deep, player-driven stories
    Regular Events Participate in community events and challenges
    Cross-Version Support Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
    Expansive World Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
    24/7 Uptime The adventure never stops

    Server opening This Friday the 21st!

    Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

    Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

    Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

    FAQ

    Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

    A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

    Q: When does the server open?

    A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

    A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

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  • Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

    Robotic Frontier 1.20.4
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 3638
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Ores Mined: 3365 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

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  • DadGoneMinecraftServer

    DadGoneMinecraftServer
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 1559
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Zombie Dances: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world and forget about all the craziness happening in real life!

    On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals and never have to worry about deadbeat dads asking for money. Build a Starbucks in your virtual world and serve only the best milk to your pixelated friends.

    Slap your way to victory as you defend your virtual family from any unwanted guests asking for handouts. Just make sure not to get into legal trouble like some players who take things a bit too seriously!

    Join now and escape the drama of real life for a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who has your back no matter what!

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