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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7179 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 489 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with family parties and passive-aggressive in-laws. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a virtual partner who won’t ditch you for fireworks on the 4th of July.
With over 50 blood drawls worth of fun and excitement, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being called ungrateful or controlling ever again.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend’s family party when you can have a creeper party instead?