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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9303 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 4608 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with family parties and passive-aggressive in-laws. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a virtual partner who won’t ditch you for fireworks on the 4th of July.
With over 50 blood drawls worth of fun and excitement, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being called ungrateful or controlling ever again.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend’s family party when you can have a creeper party instead?