HospitalDadMinecraftServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family’s group chat? Look no further! Join our server for some epic family drama and passive-aggressive messages that will make you question your relationships!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have free healthcare for all players! No need to worry about those pesky potion bills, we’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with surprise twists and turns, just like when your mom randomly calls you to interrogate you about your whereabouts. Will you make it out alive? Only time will tell.

And don’t forget about our special feature: the ER adventure! Join our server and experience the thrill of rushing to the hospital with your family, all while trying to maintain your sanity. Who needs mobs when you have family members throwing shade at each other?

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are always on the rise. Who needs a peaceful mining session when you can have a chaotic family reunion instead? Join now and see if you’re the AITA of our Minecraft world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Emeralds Found:	536
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CultLeader’sLoot Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cult gathering? Look no further! Our server is like a spiritual journey, with elders to guide you and gifts to offer. But don’t worry, no foot kissing required!

Join us and experience the thrill of denying gifts to the Grumpy Elder. Show your rebellious side and stand up against the cult-like practices of our server. Who needs olive oil and Earl Grey tea when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, don’t let anyone make you kiss their foot, unless it’s for a really good trade deal!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafting Chaos: Hubby MIA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.

Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EURejoinMinecraftServer

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so like, imagine if u were playing on this minecraft server and suddenly u were transported to a world where the UK had rejoined the EU? like, u could build ur own little brexit wall and then knock it down with ur friends for fun! plus, Peter Mandelson is there to guide u through the process and maybe even give u some insider tips on how to negotiate the best trade deals with other players. it’s like a political drama meets a sandbox game, but with more explosions and less boring meetings. join now and be a part of this wacky adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	81	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

IslandWarfareCraft

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Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can reenact epic battles from the US Army fighting in the Pacific islands? Well, look no further because our server lets you do just that!

Picture this: you and your squad of blocky soldiers storming the beaches of a tropical island, dodging enemy fire and building sandcastle fortresses to defend your territory.

But wait, there’s more! We have special power-ups like coconut grenades and banana bazookas to add some fruity fun to the mix. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant crabs that roam the island, ready to challenge any brave warrior who dares to face them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your skills in Pacific island warfare like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	75	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

👑 Disharmony Drips 👑 [SMP] [PVE] {Proximity Voice-Chat} {No Resets} {1.20+} {Java}

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Details
Version	Java 1.20.1 (1.21.1 THIS WEEKEND)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

Proximity Voice Chat
PvE & PvP
Bosses/Dungeons
Pets
RPG Elements
Events

Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your journey like never before!

Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Harmony Falls?	You can join Harmony Falls by using the IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls?	No, PvP is optional on Harmony Falls and can be toggled on or off within the server.
What RPG elements are present on Harmony Falls?	Harmony Falls features MCMMO for leveling up skills and embarking on quests.
Are there regular events on Harmony Falls?	Yes, Harmony Falls hosts events, tournaments, and competitions for players to participate in and win prizes.
Can I bring my own pets on Harmony Falls?	Harmony Falls offers a variety of pets that players can acquire within the game to accompany them on their adventures.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Frosty Scoops Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of ice cream and the creepers explode into sprinkles! Join us for a sweet adventure filled with wacky surprises and delicious treats.

Our server is home to the legendary Ice Cream Castle, where players can battle it out in epic ice cream wars and compete in ice cream eating contests. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual ice cream!

But be warned, the Ice Cream Yeti roams the land, stealing ice cream cones from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this frosty foe and reclaim your frozen treats?

Join us for a scoop-tacular time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor – things are about to get seriously silly!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	New Chunks Explored:	823887
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Debate Minecraft SMP Series

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Build your dream base, form alliances with other players, and maybe even start a war or two (all in good fun, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who control the server economy, a haunted mansion where ghosts roam the halls, and a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KarmaCraft Minecraft Server

Career Advice, Communication Issues, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, financial struggles, housing crisis, job loss, Karma, KarmaCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love, unemployment

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, tears, and questionable life choices – just like my brother’s job search!

Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you grateful for your own crazy family dynamics. And don’t worry about finding a place to live, because unlike my brother, we won’t be crashing on your virtual couch anytime soon.

With a community crazier than my brother’s dating history, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like dealing with my brother’s constant LinkedIn posts begging for help.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Star Shards Collected:	104
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BoyfriendBrunchFail

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize rest over breakfast delivery!

Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!

And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Buildings Constructed:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CashBackSibMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of constantly being broke because your little sibling keeps stealing your hard-earned diamonds on our Minecraft SMP? Join us now and take revenge by building elaborate traps to catch them in the act! Who needs a bank when you have a sibling thief to keep you on your toes? Join us for the ultimate sibling rivalry showdown!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SaharaFloods Minecraft Server

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yo, have you heard about this epic minecraft server that’s so lit, even the sahara desert is flooding for the first time in 50 years just to get a taste of the action? like, bro, you gotta join this server ASAP before the whole world goes underwater from all the epicness happenin’ here.

imagine building your own underwater base with dolphins as your neighbors, or riding a llama through the flooded desert like a boss. this server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing floaties to stay afloat.

come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. just don’t forget your snorkel and flippers, cuz things are about to get wet and wild! 🌊🐬🏝️ #FloodedSaharaMadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ZelenskiyCraft: Scholz’s Military Aid

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LOL come join our Minecraft server, where we got more military aid than Germany’s Scholz! Zelenskiy even visited Berlin just to check out our epic battles! Join now to experience the chaos and destruction of war, all in the safety of your blocky world. Build your own army of creepers and take over the server with your pixelated power! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show off your PvP skills like a true warrior!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	1582
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dimension Hops:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Tsavo Teeth DNA Lions

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come join our server where the lions are the bosses and you gotta fight for your life against the Tsavo Man-Eaters! these lions ain’t messin’ around, they got DNA stuck between their teeth from all the humans they ate back in the 19th century. if you think you can survive against these legendary beasts, then come on in and prove yourself! but be warned, these lions are no joke and they will hunt you down like you’re their next meal. so grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for the ultimate battle of your life on our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Akoot&Co: Where even our server name can’t escape the minecraft bracket-brigade

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Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay.

Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay.

Features
Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration) World Map (dynmap) Bedrock support (Geyser) Unlimited Homes No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks) KeepInventory (Optional per player!) Timed Ranks/Custom Titles Text Formatting (+Gradients!) Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!) Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag)

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!
IP: akoot.co Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co Version: `1.21.1`

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

FAQ

Is there land claiming?

No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.

Can I have multiple homes?

Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Are They Oirish? Minecraft Server

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Top o’ the morning to ya! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lucky as a leprechaun with a pot of gold, then look no further! Our server is filled with Oirish charm and shenanigans that will have you feeling like you’re dancing a jig in the Emerald Isle.

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. But be warned, if you lose, you’ll have to do an Irish jig in the town square for all to see!

We also have a special event every St. Patrick’s Day where the entire server turns into a giant leprechaun hunt. Find the elusive leprechaun and you’ll be rewarded with a pot of gold (in-game currency, of course).

So come join us on our Oirish adventure and see if you have the luck of the Irish on your side! Just watch out for mischievous fairies and pesky banshees along the way. Cheers!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Divine Spears Created:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.