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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2098 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild west showdown up in here. if u ain’t careful, u gonna get shot in da leg and then it’s game over for u, partner. but don’t worry, we got healers who can fix u up real nice.
we also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. they’re armed with diamond swords and ready to cluck some heads. join us if u wanna be part of da epic battle between humans and chickens.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? it’s a real thrill ride, but watch out for the flaming zombies who like to hitch a ride.
so come on down to our server, where danger lurks around every corner and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos. yeehaw!
