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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 5374 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 299 | Emeralds Found: | 668 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 33 |
We got creepers that explode like your mind when you see a bad hentai plot twist!
Our zombies are scarier than a tentacle monster in a doujinshi!
Skeletons shoot arrows faster than you can say “Senpai noticed me!”
And don’t even get me started on our Endermen, they’ll make you question reality more than a yandere waifu!
So come join us for some epic Minecraft madness that will make you say “WTF did I just experience?!”