Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BetterVnlla

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla server with raiding and griefing. no rules except for no cheating/hacked clients. Map size 1 mil. TPA and Home commands cost 5 levels

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Chill Skies

Skyblock

Hello There! Welcome to Chill Skies! A Casual Skyblock server for those who just want to relax and let their worries slip away!

The Aim of this server is to create a community of friends and make memories!

We have

-McMMO -Custom Cobble Gens -Twerking for Trees -a GUI Shop -Leaderboards

We do not have any Donation Ranks or Perks.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Aegean Realm

Economy, Prison, Raiding, Survival

Aegean Realm is a new java Minecraft server! We currently have two gamemodes: SMP x anarchy and OP Prisons. We have some aesthetic plugins, experienced and friendly staff and an active community to make your time more enjoyable. Come pay us a visit today! x

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5884
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Potions Brewed:	155	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

UniversalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

UniversalMC founded in 2022 is known for our never ending entertainment lifesteal. So many features that you will never run out of things to do. Hope to see you on today.

IP: play.universalmc.cc Bedrock IP: 212.192.29.92:25436 Store: https://umc.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/4XYAMUD2be

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Naruto Adventures

Adventures, Akatsuki, Anime, Fun, Itachi, Naruto, PvP, RPG, Sasuke

Welcome to Naruto Adventures, to the best Naruto server in Minecraft. This server is based off of the anime “Naruto” and is an mmorpg server. On this server you can go on an adventure as a ninja. With friends or alone, you can surpass one another by training hard and fighting monsters and rogue ninjas. You can also do a main story line (which you can arrive at by going to spawn and clicking the sign that says warp to missions room) and hundreds of side missions which are placed randomly throughout the map and in the missions room.

How to play:

-Do quests to gain money or Jutsus-punch to use Jutsus, elements and abilities such as blink-/c bind (to bind a Jutsu or ability to an item)

make sure to join our discord for further information: discord.gg/z4VZSTK

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	64	Buildings Constructed:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Not 2b2t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Survive the pure anarchy, No bans, No mutes, This is not 2b2t, this is not2b2t.org, Please remain calm and enjoy pure anarchy, I will never give you up, I will never let you down, I will never run around and desert you.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Purple KitPvP

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

[1.7-1.20] An Overpowered kitpvp server with many features and constantly updating. There are giveaways running in the Discord very often, and the owner listens to the community on what to add, so it is essentially a Kitpvp server Developed by xcch, Made by players, For players.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

𝗣𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝘂𝗯 | Cross-Play | 𝗝𝗮𝘃𝗮 + 𝗕𝗲𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗸 | Semi-Vanilla | 𝗦𝗠𝗣 | No-PvP | 𝗣𝘃𝗘 | Economy | 𝗡𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟵 | No warps

Android, bedrock, Bedrockedition, Bedrockeditionserver, Claims, Community, console, crossplay, farlands, Friendly, Friendlystaff, Friendlysurvival, Geyser, Ios, java, Javaedition, mcpe, Nogrief, Nopvp, Peaceful, Playershops, PlayStation, Pocketedition, Premium, Protectionstones, PvE, Pve Economy, Semivanilla, Shopkeepers, Smallserver, Survival, Vanilla, Virtualreality, Vivecraft, Windows10, Windows10edition, Xbox, Xbox360, Xboxone

Peaceful Vanilla Club

→ mc.peacefulvanilla.club ←For Java (PC) Players

→ bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club ←For Bedrock (PE/Console) Players

NO WARPS OR /TPANO PVP (Only in PvP Arenas)NO Map ResetsNO HUB/NetworkNO Pay-to-win or VIP

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.

The server is based on Java Edition but you can play with Bedrock Edition too! This means you can play with MCPE (Pocket Editon) on iOS and Android smartphones. Of course, you can (and should) play also with the good old Java Edition.

Peaceful Vanilla Club is a semi-vanilla virtual reality (VR) friendly server. We officially support the Vivecraft VR mod for Minecraft Java Edition, but the official Minecraft VR version for Oculus works very well too!

→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club

→ To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port) or add ” Nifty Nemesis ” as friend and connect from multiplayer Friends list

✅ No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore!

Say goodbye to teleportation on this semi-vanilla server. No /tp, /tpa, or /warp to shortcut your journey. Discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map, from subways and iceways to railways. Teleportation is off the table, enhancing the exploration experience and preserving the essence of the game.

✅ A Peaceful Place to Unwind

While the server operates on normal/hard mode, it’s designed as a tranquil sanctuary. Chill alone or with friends in this peaceful haven. Enjoy the serenity, unless you venture into predefined hard survival areas for an adventurous twist!

✅ A Nostalgic Journey

Relive the golden age of Minecraft on this nostalgic server. A portion of the map harks back to Beta 1.7.3, with darker nights as a nod to the past. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia, complete with a replica of the iconic pack.png. Experience the essence of Minecraft’s earlier days.

✅ No PvP Outside Arenas

This is a stress-free server with PvP restricted to designated arenas. Admins define special areas with keep-inventory, ensuring a camper-free environment. Enjoy the game without worrying about unexpected PvP encounters.

✅ Quality of Life Enhancements

Maintaining the vanilla feel, this server incorporates significant improvements without compromising the original gameplay. Experience the best of both worlds with enhanced features that elevate your gaming experience.

✅ No Map Resets: Timeless Terrains

Since its inception in Summer 2019, the server’s map remains untouched. Embrace the commitment to a map that evolves with time, providing a stable and continuous world without the need for resets.

✅ Land Claims: Protect Your Territory

Secure your land with a unique block. Claim your space and create a safe haven for your builds. Obtain your first claim block after 30 minutes of playtime, or purchase more at the spawn. Rent, sell, or buy claims to shape the world to your liking.

✅ Player-Managed Economy: Build Your Empire

Engage in a fully functional player-driven economic system. Establish your shop using villagers, rent and sell areas to fellow players. The server encourages entrepreneurial spirit and creative business endeavors.

✅ Playtime Ranks: Rise Through the Ranks

Your playtime matters on this server. Unlock rewards and permissions as you ascend through playtime ranks. The more you play, the higher you rank, adding a rewarding progression system to your Minecraft experience.

✅ Commands and Utilities: Enhancing Gameplay

Enjoy additional utilities to manage your gameplay, including pet management, random teleportation on first join, unstuck features, the ability to sit down, Death Chests, Decorative Heads and more. These command enhancements add convenience to your Minecraft adventures.

✅ Hard Survival Areas: Seek the Challenge

For those seeking a more extreme adventure, enter the Hard Survival Area — an area of severe difficulty. Test your survival skills in this challenging terrain that offers a heightened level of excitement and risk.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Animals Bred:	38
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ETech Network

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

The ETech Network is a server that has many things to offer.

We have 2 survival worlds, 2 creative freebuilds, and a few minigames.

The server is hosted on powerful hardware that is hard to overload. It can hold 10,000 people!

We have friendly staff who have lots of knowledge of Minecraft servers!

Our server supports Minecraft Java and Minecraft bedrock. (Java 1.7.2-Latest) Server IP: play.etechtechnologies.org See our website for more details: https://www.etechtechnologies.org/publicresources Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/BsBGm3B

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Void Gems Collected:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LeafMC

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

a fancy world,free survial world,creat your town,and enlarge your town chunks,creat your nation,ally,enemy,and netural

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5205
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Advancius Network🌟FREE RANKS🌟

1v1, bedrock, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Cannon, Casual, challenge, competitive, Creative, Dropper, Dungeons, Faction, Factionpvp, Factions, Heroes, Hideandseek, KitPvP, Maze, MCMMO, Minigames, Murdermystery, Needstaff, Plots, Practice, Prison, PvP, RPG, Skyblock, Small, smp, Spleef, Staff, Survival, Towerdefense, Towny, Uhc, Villagedefense, War, Worldedit, Youtubers

🌟 JOIN TODAY FOR A FREE RANK 🌟Tired of pay-to-win servers? Check out our 100+ FREE ranks on our 20+ gamemodes including: Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative Plots, Parkour, KitPvP, Dropper, 1v1s, UHC, and many custom Minigames! ⚔️ COMMUNITY EVENTS EVERY WEEKEND ❤️

BEDROCK EDITION PORT: 19132

Advancius Network is dedicated to creating quality experiences for everyone!

Come join our welcoming community!

We offer a 100% free rank system designed to reward skill and hard work that is integrated into a wide variety of different game modes, including:

– Skyblock– Factions– Survival– Prison– Creative Plots– KitPvP– Dropper– Parkour– Bed Wars– Hide and Seek– Murder Mystery– Duels– UHC– BuildBattle– The Maze– Tower Defense– Survival Games– Party Games– Adventure Maps– Custom Events

Server IP: MC.ADVANCIUS.NETDiscord: http://discord.advancius.net/Trailer: https://youtu.be/uJRIEGfbous

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Animals Bred:	39
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Cloud Anarchy

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

CloudAnarchy is a minecraft server with the goal to never reset the world in a free for all no rules pvp environment, with little modification to the vanilla survival gamemode.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pinchcliffe SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

• Economy • PvE • mcMMO • Extra Hard

Slots: 100 IP: play.pinchcliffesmp.com Notable Features: PaperSpigot, Economy, mcMMO, GriefPrevention, Dynmap, BlazeAndCaves Advancements DataPack, Simple Voice Chat Discord: https://discord.gg/5A7Q5MB Website: http://pinchcliffesmp.com/ Dynmap: http://pinchcliffesmp.com/map

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Realmportal 1.20.2 – 1.20.4 RPG Enhanced PvE Towny, Economy, Custom Mobs, Bosses, Items & Blocks, Dungeons & Magic, No Mods Needed!

Auctions, Bosses, Civilization, Classes, Community, Customitems, Custommobs, Dungeons, Economy, Freetoplay, Friendly, Headdatabase, Magic, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmo, Mmocore, Mmoitems, mmorpg, Mobarena, Modded, Mounts, Mythicmobs, Nogrief, Nogriefing, Parties, Pets, Playershops, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Sethome, Shops, Skills, smp, Spells, Towns, Towny, Vanilaplus, Voterewards

A unique take on RPGMMO Towny / Survival experience with custom items, mobs, bosses, classes, skills, magic and more. PvE Survival with a whole lot more.

▣ Choose from several classes with various skills and level-up RPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses in an enhanced towny experience.

▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.

▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the open-world wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.

▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions as well as functional factories and farms.

▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.

▣ Enjoy an immersive experiencewith new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.

▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Discord server link: discord.gg/eVvG4ad

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BeaconSource

Economy, Survival

Note: This server requires you to fill out an application to become a member of our community! Hello! We’re excited to announce BeaconSource SMP has launched! Interested in joining? Read the rules and apply for membership by clicking our website. Guests may feel free to log in and explore the world while waiting on the status of their application. Note: It could take 5 minutes to 2 days for your application to be approved. What can you expect on BeaconSource? We are hosting on a Dedicated server with a Ryzen 9 3950X @ 3.5GHz, 6 GB DDR4 RAM, and 100 GB of NVMe Storage. If you ever have a problem, we have staff members that can help you out as soon as possible! What features does BeaconSource have? The server’s economy runs on Diamonds. You can keep your diamonds safe by depositing them into your virtual bank. (Type /deposit to deposit, Type /withdraw to withdraw, and Type /bank to view your balance) Instead of requiring every player to sleep for the night to skip. Only 50% of the players will be required to sleep to skip the night with the Harbor plugin. Players can create their own shops and sell anything they want. You can become rich with diamonds by running a shop!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.