| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3503 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4017 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 195 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.
if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 473 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 168 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 906 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Potions Brewed: | 103 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.
plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.
so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 3176 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 514852 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2651 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 273 |
We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.
From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 6360 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 4415 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.
Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6414 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!
Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!
So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 3166 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.
Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.
So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1961 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 435 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 8432 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.
and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.
plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.
so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 7371 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5160 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 8454 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Votes: | 1679 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 8598 |
Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.
Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.
And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 7680 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Star Shards Collected: | 256 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9543 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2072 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone smearing dish soap all over the bathroom. Explore vast landscapes without the fear of getting lost for 6 hours like searching for a missing stepdaughter.
Join us and leave the real world behind, where appendicitis scares and exaggerated stomach pains are a thing of the past. Let your creativity run wild without the stress of dealing with family drama.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the madness of everyday life. You deserve a break from the craziness, and we’ve got the perfect virtual escape for you!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2291 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 133 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. There’s this secret underground lair where all the players go to have epic dance parties, like we’re talking disco balls, lava pits, the whole shebang. And the best part? The DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, like how cool is that?
Oh, and did I mention the flying llamas? Yeah, that’s right, you can ride a llama through the sky while shooting fireworks out of a bow and arrow. It’s like a dream come true, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
