Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • QuiverMC

    QuiverMC

    Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Puffton Corporation SMPs

    Puffton Corporation SMPs

    A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Mods
    FTB Quests
    Create
    AdAstra
    Mekanism
    Twilight Forest
    Blood Magic
    AE2
    Aphoteosis
    Productive Bees
    Alex’s Mobs
    Awesome Dungeons (all)
    CC
    Dungeons Now Loading
    Simply Swords
    Lootr
    FTB Chunks
    Farmer’s Delight
    MrCrayfish’s Furniture
    Artifacts
    Mutant Monsters

    Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

    Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

    Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

    A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5700 Endless Legions Commanded: 15

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

    Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

    So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

    > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

    And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Crops Grown: 6686 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

    TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

    So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Ores Mined: 6770 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 68 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1114 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    New Chunks Explored: 241489 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8610

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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