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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3653 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 208 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 280 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!
