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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 313 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Meet Daniel, the man with three daughters from three different women, all under two years apart. He’s like the ultimate Minecraft player, building relationships faster than he builds a house. But watch out, he may hit on you even if you’re not interested, just like he did with me at the party.
But don’t worry, I gave him a piece of my mind about being a responsible father and setting a good example for his daughters. Some people said it wasn’t my place to comment, but hey, on this server, everyone’s opinion matters (even if you’re not African American).
So join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, crazy storylines, and maybe even a lesson or two about parenting. Who needs TV drama when you have Minecraft drama?