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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 9080 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll hear the craziest stories from our resident homeless villager, who claims to have once ridden a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that the last player who tried to take it on ended up befriending it and starting a dragon daycare service.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!