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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3284 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
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