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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4876 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 521838 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
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