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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4510 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9046 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 171 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 269 |
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