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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9339 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
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