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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3087 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4486 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
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plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.
so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!
