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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8196 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
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