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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4454 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
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if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.
so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!
