HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ores Mined:	9228
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Youth Smoke-Free Zone

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1149	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8538
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

No-Modding Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Emeralds Found:	6332	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NeighborTrapCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Falling into the Void:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Runes Activated:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Animals Bred:	159
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	422

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyCreeperCafe

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Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up the most outrageous and hilarious meals you’ve ever seen! From creeper casserole to zombie stew, our chefs have truly outdone themselves. And the best part? It’s all free! That’s right, you can fill up your virtual belly without spending a single diamond. So come on down to our server and feast like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NukeProofCraft

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lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, there’s no evidence that Iran is tryna make a nuclear weapon, just like how there’s no evidence that pigs can fly! CIA director says so, so it must be true! come build ur own nuclear-free world with us and maybe even find some flying pigs along the way. who needs nukes when u got diamond swords and enchanted armor, amirite? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Shadowwizardmoneygang presents: The Not-So-Serious Nomifactory

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Custom Adventure Modpack Server
Features	Custom gamestages Questbook In-questbook store Powerful mods such as ars elemental, wuxiacraft, and mekanism Gamestage system for adventure and exploration
New Server	Nomifactory CEU Server
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the custom adventure modpack?	The custom adventure modpack is a specially curated collection of mods designed to enhance gameplay with custom gamestages, questbook, and in-questbook store.
What mods are included in the modpack?	The modpack includes powerful mods such as ars elemental, wuxiacraft, and mekanism, among others.
What is the gamestage system?	The gamestage system in the modpack encourages adventure and exploration by providing challenges and rewards based on player progression.
What is the Nomifactory CEU Server?	The Nomifactory CEU Server is a new server dedicated to players interested in advanced tech gameplay.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server using the provided link for more information on joining the Minecraft server.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.